I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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