ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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