Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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