it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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