he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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