I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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