I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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