My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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