He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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