U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
