I love black thongs
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
