idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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