hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My hand turned me down
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
