i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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