we made out on top of his cat.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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