were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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