I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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