There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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