Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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