Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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