i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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