On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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