mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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