You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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