At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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