I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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