Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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