Fuck appropriateness.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Dignity is for republicans.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
