i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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