I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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