i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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