Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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This house was built for laser tag.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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