idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
tell me about the fingering
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