Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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