Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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