New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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