I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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