My balls are so social today.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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