I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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