I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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