Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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