honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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