No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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