okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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