Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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