walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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