have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The air was thick with penises
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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