My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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