So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The beer is more important than you right now.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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