I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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