Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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