mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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