My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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