Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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