Me too!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
this hospital has no fireball
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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