id be glad to
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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