this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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